Have you ever gotten one of those answers where it says the phone number and not the name of the person? That is just plain dumb frustrating. I hate it when that sort of stuff happens and it just says, “I’m sorry (number) you called is not available.” I just hate it. That drives me mad. Not as badly as my two sisters nagging me to play with them, but it still is bad. I’m tired of this annoying stuff happening to poor little old me, okay maybe I’m not that old but I am little. The poor part isn’t that true either, but I don’t like to brag about such things. I think that phones should be quieter and with a more sensible idea for the answering machine. How about, “Yo dudes, the guy you just called right now isn’t fast enough at answering his phone, dude. If you leave a message, the owner of this number will get back to you at some point in the near future, man.” That would be good. I get to have some humor and some cool voices that I like to do. It should be in a cool skater dude kinda voice. (In a dreamy sort of voice.) That would be awesome!

-JM